May 2013
15 posts
ziamism: petition for liam payne to start wearing tank tops 
May 5th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
April 2013
60 posts
Apr 23rd
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I want a friendship like Spongebob and Patrick. Because, no matter what, Spongebob always goes along with whatever stupid ass idea Patrick has. And Patrick would do the same for Spongebob.
Apr 23rd
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jewbeard: i tried to grab fog but i mist
Apr 23rd
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keep-calm-and-stay-awkward: sleepthroughthealarm: i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower I’m done.
Apr 23rd
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stolemyheartpt2: peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
dampsandwich: i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you
Apr 22nd
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Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
nickgrimshade: all the wax figures are wearing long sleeves so they don’t have to do tattoo updates every 7 minutes i see you wax people
Apr 19th
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homobiologist: im worried that one day drake bell will get violently murdered by a belieber im not even joking
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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vvant: im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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criminiallar: ahahaha, well, it’s more that i’m amused by it which is pretty much true for me for all things niall does unless i’m downright IN LOVE with it. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) mostly i find it harmless? but i do think niall is hygienic, anon! it’s actually one of my favorite things about him, what a total fratbro he is and how you’d *think* he’d be this messy little dude but he’s really the tidiest...
Apr 17th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 12th
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wolverhustler: chewing gum tricks your brain into thinking you’re chewing food and gets your stomach to turn off the hunger sensor things for a while 
Apr 12th
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whokilledschrodingerscat: fun fact im fucking petrified of spiders and if you make fun of me for it or tease me or get mad when I get scared I probably want to kill you or myself depending on my mood
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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preteenager: fun fact if you squeeze your left thumb you turn off your gag reflex keep that in mind for next time
Apr 12th
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radsturbate: harry styles really stresses me out because he’s so intellectual and smooth and would literally charm your pants off but on the other hand he’s the biggest dork on the entire planet who went to a party, might eat some chicken
Apr 12th
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